Total Medals Earned: 1,195 (From 225 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,005 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
complete the game
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
find secret room
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
Play Pitluff Driver for the first time.
Unlock Skin #1
Unlock Skin #2
Unlock Skin #3
Spend 1,000,000 points
Unlock Skin 4
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.